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Summer is here! The season of short shorts, hot, gin-soaked days, and beach party debauchery (Yes we like to think of summer as a non-stop Nelly video)! When we’re not chillin’ out maxin’ and relaxin’ all cool by the beach (Because we totally do that, like, all the time) we’ll be indoors soothing our sun-baked brains with the warming glow of the new summer TV season.

Does your girlfriend or wife make you watch ‘Army Wives?’ If you’re feeling bad for yourself, please stop. At least she’s not making you watch ‘Teen Mom,’ which is chock full of underage girls dealing with baby mama drama. Could there be a worse scenario? W...